Manliness is funny. Women cook for men.
Now you don’t have to read this.
Credit where it’s due: Around about 30% of this was funny. Sadly, that leaves the other 70%…
Not without it’s laughs, but probably would have been better if I had read it while drunk and my obedient wife was cooking me some eggs. (And yes, I know it was all ironic, but that’s not always the same as being funny…)